Modern and Old Versions

Da Vinci Robot Dog

Jesus Has Glass!!

Modern Glass!!

Monalisa in Iraq  War 

M.J Kills Spider Man!!!

Modern Intelligent Robots!!!

Make At least Three People Smile Each Day...

What is Business....

What is Buisiness?

Dad:I want you to marry a Girl of my choice.
Son:No!

Dad:The girl is Bill Gate's Daughter.
Son:then Ok!

Dad Goes to Bill Gate...

Dad:I want your daughter to marry my Son.
Bill Gates:No!

Dad:My Son is the CEO of the World bank.
Bill Gates:Then Ok!

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank...

Dad:Apoint my Son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No!

Dad:He is the Son-in-Law of Bill Gates.
President:Then Ok!

This is BUISINESS:)

Blonde In A Boat!

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

Sun Day School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Penguins Going to the ZooOO

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."

Ist Time Pc Mouse (About 1964)

Funny Mouse

Pearl Fryar's Garden

In 1984 Pearl Fryar decided he wanted to win the "Yard of the Month" in his town of Bishopville, South Carolina. So he grabbed his shears and decided to start shaping some of the evergreens on his 3 acre lot. Twenty three years later and many "Yard of the Month" awards later, Pearl has created on the nations most unique topiary gardens. Until recently, every plant was hand trimmed by Pearl, blade by blade until it became what you see today. Every year plants are added with many being salvaged seedlings from local nurseries to make the total number of plants 500. Take a look at the incredible results

Funny Shoes - 2

Superman Instructs How To Fly !!

Lords of the Bling

Arabian Fashion

Arabian Fashion: Modern Fashion : Arabian Fashion World brings to London the designers and the creations of the Arabic fashion industry, one of the fastest emerging industries within the Arab world.

Arabian Fashion World is a fashion trade event, taking place at London’s most fashionable hotel, InterContinental London Park Lane on Monday, 6th April 2009, between 6.00pm and Midnight. Attending the event is by invitation only, when around 300 guests will see a spectacular evening of Arabian fashion, presented by five designers which will include Amina Al-Jassim, one of Saudi Arabia’s most prominent and famous designers.

Guests to the event will have the opportunity to meet with approximately 20 fashion related Arab companies, such as Oman based Jizdaani, who makes handbags and small leather goods adorned with Omani silver.

Arabian Fashion World is created and organised by Saudi Gulf Luxury Trade Fair Limited, the company behind the successful Gulf Luxury Fair, which will take place on July 25th, 26th, 27th 2009.

Arabian Fashion World is promoted by and in partnership with the
Arab British Chamber of Commerce, who is committed to encourage and promote Arab-British trade. The organisers intend to make Arabian Fashion World into an annual three-days event from 2010

  

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